Everyone Wipes their Butt

I have gotten some comments (although strangely enough, none here on the
blog) about my last post. I just felt that although a good friend gave
me guidance on the wipeys, i had to do a lot of self discovery and
experimentation to get it all working. So I know that everyone can wipe
their ass from age 3 onward, but then again although everyone speaks,
some people speak better, and while everyone can dance some dance better.

Ultimately, what I am saying is right now (at this VERY moment) my butt
is cleaner than yours, AND my wiping technique is far superior to yours.

quote that!

-c