Of all the crummy gin joints in all the world

I am flying to Cleveland today from NYC. I fly extensively (as you may
be aware) from JFK via jetblue airlines (an airline by the way that i
consider the crowning achievement civilized mankind since we came out of
the trees in my opinion) which is usually a fairly smooth happy affair:

Free WIFI
Sushi
Comfy Chairs
Trees (indoors... see what i mean about civilized?)

This terminal:
chairs that would be rejected at the Greyhound station in the ghetto.
expensive and shitty WIFI.
foreigners (just kidding)
smelly people (not kidding, low cost airlines have more trash and
goobers on them then a girl at the teenage mutant ninja turtle
reenactors society)

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ok so my metaphors suck today, this airport has really thrown off my
whole game.

-c