I was looking forward to the new "Cat in the Hat" movie. I thouroughly enjoy Mike Myers and I also dig the concept (yes i liked "the grinch")

But after doing a little research about the movie and some math I noticed that the movie's composite rating (a combination of "out of 5 stars" "scale of 1 to 10" and "A through F" The movie scored a .35 out of 5 stars. Thats right POINT 35. As in less than 1 star.

A bad holiday inn with stains on the sheets, towels, floor and CEILING scores 2 stars so how the F**K could this movie be so bad??? I think i may have to go see it Just because of the abysmal ratings!



In all honesty i looked hard and I really couldn't find a "good" review. Not one. The closest I found to a good review was "Mike Myers Doesn't completely suck the WHOLE time" (and I am only gently paraphrasing).


wierd huh?


I wonder if he is going to go to bed and cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow?


-C
remember, i was never here!